Jennifer Aniston, our love affair is over.

I had a crush on Jennifer Aniston for years, until today. Not only does Jennifer look great but she has that innocent smile and go lucky demeanor. She has that spring in her step and even temper that most men desire. I was sure that happiness was toying with her and when Brad left her. I figured he simply wanted a "sharper edge" in his relationship and not the wholesome, loving, angelic Jennifer Aniston.

Her trail of movies such as "The Break-Up" costarring her and Vince Vaughn solidified the fact that she is misunderstood, abused and simply needs a big ole bear hug. She deserves a great guy who truly loves her to sweep her off her feet and grant her the children she so desperately seeks.

As of today, it hit me, it is all a sham. Jennifer Aniston has issues and enjoys making movies that imply us men are the problem. This allows her to hide behind her own strong insecurities and weak commitment.

Here is the synopsis for her latest movie "The Switch" via IMDB:

An unmarried 40-year-old woman turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later, she reunites with her best friend, who has been living with a secret: he replaced her preferred sperm sample with his own.

Oh whoa is me. Jennifer Aniston has to turn to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant and even when stooping to that level she has been duped by an unscrupulous man.

Seriously Jenn, are we at this stage? Can you please let it go, suck it up and go get you a 29 year old and start having kids? Ms. Argentina I have no more tears for you. It has been fun feeling bad for you and secretly acknowledging that yes sometimes us men can indeed be dogs. But at this point you need to put down the tissue and open those toned legs of yours. Make it happen Jennifer. The ball is in your court. There is no reason for any more "girlfriend getaways" in Cabo San Lucas. You need to focus.

1) Find a man
2) Love him
3) Follow through
4) Live your life

Trust me, no straight man will leave you without a very good reason. You, my dear, need to look in the mirror.

So, it has been fun Jennifer. Thanks for the short clips of you in boyshorts and bra in your movies but I must let you go.

Most sincerely,

Dallas